This person said it best, I think.

Well, it still could?

I also thought it was photoshop. I was expecting some fedora (I know it’s not a fedora) or other hat-related joke to explain why this weird photoshopped hat was in the banner. How does it look so fake when it’s really there?

But if it weren’t for this fella and his racist, sexist decision-making, how would we have ever learned the hard truth that beard trimmers and hair shears are among the leading causes of climate change?

Death Stranding is just a reboot of Yoshi’s Island, anyway, right? You are an adult charged with carrying a baby through a harrowing adventure. Don’t lose that baby!

As a WAR main (who also DRKs) I love the stance dance. I was already a little frustrated with the SB changes to tanking, honestly. I also like the gameplay mechanic of pushing your DPS and using combos to maintain threat, and popping a hate-builder if someone gets close to you on the threat table. That is, to me,…

I guess it’s good someone’s excited, because I’m thinking “Adventurer in Need: Healer” is going to be the theme of the expansion unless they revert some changes.

Both of these deals seem to already be gone :-(

Both of these deals seem to already be gone :-(

All these fools are Fred Savage.

This is absolutely the only correct take. I have a dishwasher in my apartment but no washer/drier. I use the dishwasher every day, even! I cook all the time! I do meal prep every Sunday for the work week and create tons of dishes, but that’s just lunch - I also cook dinner 5-7 nights per week on top of that, and I’m…

In the comics a LOT of people have wielded Mjolnir at various points. They get the full powers of Thor, including the ability to summon storms and lightning. That’s part of “the power of Thor,” and if you can use the hammer, you get that power. That’s the deal.

Hubbard absolutely has not “shattered records by a huge margin.” She holds one regional record in the snatch in the Oceania region - a region that lacks depth in the superheavyweight class for women. In other words, Hubbard has one of three possible regional records (weightlifting tracks records in two lifts and…

I liked how they handled Thor - his physical transformation, insecurity, becoming a NEET and an alcoholic, and his general mental state all felt relatable.

On the other hand, I didn’t like the barrage fat jokes. They fell flat and in some ways took away from what Thor was going through, IMO. The Lebowski jokes, on the…

I am holding out hope that Chris Pine will be cast in an upcoming Marvel movie in a recurring role, so that the era of Chris can live on.

This right here. I made an Epic Games account to try Fortnite with Riley (the editor here on Kotaku) maybe 6 months ago or so. We played a few times together, but in short order I started receiving notifications of suspicious attempts to access my Epic account. We’re talking multiple notifications a day for several…

GOOD LORD.

I noticed this too. It’s like his skin is made of play-doh or something. Or maybe he just had one of those skin stretching procedures from Terry Gilliam’s Brazil

You forgot the only nozzle that truly matters: The Nozzle. Just don’t move while it’s engaging, and you’re good to go!

You forgot the only nozzle that truly matters: The Nozzle. Just don’t move while it’s engaging, and you’re good to…

I feel like you watched a different movie from me. IMO the origin story it told was... pretty clear? And done in a way that made it not feel like a color by numbers superhero origin, which I appreciated. I am a fan of the comics, and one thing that really needs to be understood is that Captain Marvel’s origin story…