Can we all just agree that the games (not the athletes!) have lost their luster and are a commercial cluster with a really questionable governing body?

You just about sold me on the idea of having kids with this.

LIES!

Yeah but that shit doesn't fly in a place like Miami.

The problem is that my friend wrote her sociology thesis on strip club behavior compared between different socioeconomic club levels. So I went to about 20 clubs with her then burned out on the whole thing. She went to about 400 or so across the country so she is probably best to write the book.

I was going to write a witty remark on that but then I thought "what ho?! why have I not done this?"

Combination.

I said this already on the is page but yes, $1 in a strip club (even times 75,000) is very insulting. It is basically saying my money is like trash but you want my trash so pick it up tricks.

THANK YOU!

Yes but that amount in dollar bills in a strip club is basically a way of saying "fuck you infinity".

I'm super pissed that he did a pretty good job in Charlie Countryman because I do hate him so very much and would like it to be blind hate without adendums.

Don't take the mystery out of marriage! You need all those things that you didn't talk about because you were focussed on the wedding to keep those cold colorado nights filled with silent treatment, grumbles, and arguments over why you (as a lady) need to watch SVU and no it is not just a show about perverts and rape.

It must be EXHAUSTING to be around her.

I just don't care anymore.

Secret fanfiction buddies!

It's fine. If gifs are allowed I'll just post this on everyone's muffin photos.

I had to.

I only hung with chill stoners back in my smoking days.

Sounds like a fanfiction needs writing...