No Nancy, people who smoke weed get hungry spend an eternal feeling 10 minutes looking for lost keys then decide to walk to taco bell. And when confronted with violence have really delayed reactions.

I know everyone get's on this but here we go:

i'll never not understand it.

bring him to me.

Totally. 80s and 90s british tv for the win!

Skip scandal and go for the original british version of house of cards and the british miniseries the politicians wife.

What do you MEAN that it isn't realistic!?

This seems appropriate.

I'm sorry but Lena Dunham so thoroughly reminds of my evil/insane college housemate that I cannot WILLNOT! ever be down with her or her humor.

To which I say "bite me, homeslice."

Regarding just the words "move the fuck over bro."

You impress me.

This is what I was thinking!

I live in Orange County and there are parts of the county where you are living on the edge if you make less than 110k.

I'm just here to say I love your screen name.

The whispers around the inheritance issue back in '06 was that Candy saw Dean as a grifter and a part of her decision to hold out on Tori was to allow the relationship to putter out. Just in case, she established secure trusts for her grandchildren so that Dean can't touch the money.

This is what I used to do with the delias catalogue! Also used to make up fights between the girls in prom dress ads because there were five or so and they all looked pissed!

Our generations comfort foods are those we discovered while high or drunk rather than those discovered in childhood.