Probably the greatest talk show guest that has ever lived. 

This BS isn’t even a foot long!!! I was in a Subway about a month ago and they were out of bread. I think I am done. 

As a “12” (uggh) I really hate to see this/miss him desperately.

For me it depends who ended it. If I did... I am capable of being friends. If she did... she does not exist. I am an a-hole. 

Why cut half your socks off and wear them? 

Wow. “Buzz” is an asshole. 

I kept fast-forwarding that clip and all I heard was, “flag,” “Pearl Harbor,” and “respect.” I think he takes this all a little too seriously. 

Nah... it was really funny. 

This guy really needs to lay off the substances. 

I am still shocked at how good Romo is in the box. I really thought that was going to be a bad idea. I actually go out of my way to watch a game if he is calling it. Makes Buck and and Aikman seem like robots. 

I attended a game during its last season and told the guy next to me that the Beatles played their last concert to paying fans there. His response, “This shithole is that old!!” I miss it too.

I was going to write in this year, but didn’t get around to it:

uhh correction: We have year-round depression! 

I hope you enjoy a washed up and bitchy Richard Sherman.

Everett 

“I’m shocked they didn’t hand out copies of Alex Spanos’s biopic directed by Senor Spielbergo for good measure.”

“Fuck Sam Bradford with Mike Glennon’s travel pillow.”

I really liked Mission Hill. Pretty funny... I think. 

Isn’t the issue that either A) Did Paul contribute anything to IML? and B) how much did he contribute? No one has ever (including Paul claimed that he wrote the entire song. There is no mystery. Read the breakdown in Macdonald’s “Revolution in the Head” for actual context.

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