I really hope this does not affect any return of the NBA to the city.

What team does she play for? American Fidelity or Verizon??? 

Jesus Christ... she was a judge?!?!?

“Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?” 

The Canadians didn’t slug you in the face because that is what an American would do. 

I once knew a girl that was convinced that this was true. The girl literally let her BF go back-door because she wanted remain a virgin.

They are not idiots. You are. 

Why would someone dump you for crying at a game?? SHE SEEMS STABLE!

It is a lock they took selfies while falling. 

I love journalism about journalism. I also like smelling my own farts. 

Alberta is Canada’s Florida.

This is where the non-Alberta resident of Canada explains that Alberta is full of white trash. 

TB 2018-19, 0-3

ME GRIMLOCK THINK ITS TIME FOR NEW STRATEGY!

Rolling Blackouts and Parquet Courts! 

My co-worker was at this game. I hate her. 

That’s a good (ugliest) dog! 

As a Canadian, I have already cancelled all of 2018's trips to the US (I usually go 5-10 times a year). 

“We the Purple? What the hell was that?!?!”

ahhh whats the point. I quite drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, and coffee is all I have left.