I love that Cate and Djimon look like they're torn between making sure America's okay and wanting to go kick the perv's ass for her.

I would press charges, that shit is assault.

That is straight-up sexual assault — captured in still photos and news videos! I hope the creep is arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!

I was somewhat in jest, since the meme "not all....." is, in and of itself, ridiculously defensive and ridiculous. And I'm not a big fan of the term "normal" anyway, I mean, what the fuck does "normal" mean, much less a "normal family"? I get it, it is relative. And I have seen a lot of drama in my ever-expanding…

It's not "garbage." You're just confused about what the test is and what is measures.

Well, you may not classify it that way, but his actions fit the definition of robbery perfectly. He took someone's property through force or intimidation, period. That's robbery. It's only "attempted" because she got it back.

Admittedly, if I had to get out my own IUD, I'd have to get pretty drunk first. Off topic but funny: My bf calls it and IED. It entertains me to no end, so I've given up correcting him.

I have probably been drunk enough to do the ID thing. However, I have never been drunk enough to drink and drive. Because you know how I do that? I don't put myself in a situation where I can be drunk enough to also drive! Getting wasted? Take the bus/cab. It happens unexpectedly (i.e. you made a dumb decision (been…

If drunk drivers weren't so fucking awful this would be the best thing I've read all week.

It is! "Vodka" is derived from the Slavic root word for "water."

It was her seventh DUI. I'm guessing she calls Popov "the good shit".

Her license is probably in some state of suspension or something like that. She was driving, but it doesn't mean she was driving on a good license. Hey, that's probably why she tried to give him the vodka receipt!

He's the only one who looks like he has anything interesting happening for some reason. And I liked his blurb about not switching his data plan. :)

Things he would bring to a desert island: "A woman to be with and to have company, a gun to easily kill animals to eat, and a knife to carve them up."

"Salubrious" means healthy. The word you want is salacious.

That's why I can't get too worked up about people in their positions not working "hard enough." People heaped a lot of shame on Kate and Cressida for not having challenging jobs, but without taking much consideration about what limitations they would have to have in order to accommodate their position—paparazzi…

I just can't hate on her. She has all the disadvantages of being in the Royal Family, like people hating you just because you are prominent, without any of the advantages, like wealth and security. Too many off-limits topics, indeed. She can't write about the one thing people actually want to read her writing…

My guess would be she's reasonably well-educated and of at least average intelligence but simply isn't a very good writer, and the editors working with her aren't willing to tell her this because they think they can sell copies based on her name alone. Anybody's going to seem dumb if they try to do something they…

Pollyanna here! I love my kids. They probably saved my life. I was a hard-partying girl, but I always knew I wanted kids. They forced me to settle down and be a responsible adult. It was hard to admit to my super-feminist mom that the only thing I really wanted to do was be a Mom.