You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

I was mentioned by name in a suicide note by a boy I'd turned down. While I feel badly for his death, I do not, cannot and WILL NOT take blame for his actions because I refused to date him. I am so sick of this idea that men are owed a date/kiss/blowjob/anything just because they want it. Nobody owes anybody…

Now that is the kind of joy you should find in religion. Good for her, I hope she does well and fees closer to her god through her singing.

No Southern Princess would ever call it a "soda-pop" or any other such blasphemy. It's a coke. As in, "Do ya'll want a coke?" From that decision you may select an actual Coca-cola, 7-up, Dr. Pepper, etc.

and since I am a former Southerner

This is way better than a sex tape.

But seriously, if you saw the last episode and know what the spoiler is, you can understand the devastation here. UGH. Still makes me so mad.

If only he'd brought a second person he could have kept himself occupied by playing a game of horseshoes.

Ah ha! Thanks for answering my next question, which would have been, then what's the point of wearing camo?

A cake with camo icing? At a certain point, you're doing what we in the south call "puttin' on." C'mon, no one does that without at least an acknowledging wink to the audience.

My daughter wore a bikini as a toddler (because how cute is that pot belly?!) but now that she's a little older she wears a one piece. She's also a competitive swimmer and recently asked me if I would buy her a technical suit so she could be more "modest", which I took to mean she was tired of having to tug her suit…

The guy decided to give up his parental rights rather than pay child support, and then he was all, like, "backsies!" Perhaps if he was so, uh, everything he says he now is, he shouldn't have told the kid's mom he didn't want to have anything to do with the situation, at the time it was actually relevant to say so.