Yes!! My 16 year old Lucycat’s diabetic ass is happily thriving on FF Classic and Young Again No Carb kibble for old ass kittehs (because she’s addicted to crunchy and yowls if she can see the bottom of her bowl.)

I’m also old.

Right??

Yes! This is by far my favorite southernism!

Facilitated diffusion economics?

Rachel Ray is apparently my life-doppelganger :/

I always see them as sentient nitrofurantoin capsules.

I was about to type that exact thing! Nicely done.

The blue chanclas look exactly like prison issue shower shoes. They, coupled with the grey sweatpants, make me think someone gave their slides a magic marker dye job and is attempting to make a break for freedom.

Samesies! I reserve the use of ‘u’ (see also: ‘luv’) for occasions when I want to downplay the emotional significance of something. “Luv u” implies far less meaning than “love you”, at least in my twisted reasoning, lol.

Crows also talk mad shit when they think nobody is listening.

I know a dude whose last name is Ensign. I desperately want him to join the navy and/or Starfleet Academy to become a thing so he can be called Ensign Ensign.

Yaaas.

I’m with you on this. Knowing/seeing everything, even the unpleasant things, takes away the some of the uncertainty and tendency to assume the worst about a death (for me, anyway.)

No embalming, wooden/cardboard coffin, no bullshit vault... Plant my ass and let me fertilize some shit asap.

Girl can cook her ass off (thanks for the Alfredo recipe, GdL!), but I can’t hardly stand to actually watch her show.

Yaaasss! I was reading this, but hearing “Pho Phuc Li...*hahaha*” in my head.

Are you me in a parallel universe??

Ugh, mine too! My hair truly believes that its calling in life is to become a felted wool perma-hat, and neither of my folks knew what to do with it.

It was a fairly hefty plastic bottle with silver coating, so I couldn’t actually see the goop when I picked it up. And that was totally my thought when I took it back: “OMG, they’re going to think I’m a huge lying dirtball trying to get free stuff!”