James has become your stand-in for perfection, a state that is hard to envision unless it is shrunk to the dimensions of a person, place, or thing.

It is disrespectful to call this (or any) verdict justice when George Floyd is dead. For a Black person killed by cops, there is no such thing as justice—injustice is inherent in the circumstances that led to their murder. There is no accountability either: Chauvin’s incarceration will simply allow the same system…

I am dating a life long christian, who comes from a family of life long christian, and I can promise, you it ain’t christianity you hate. Christianity is about loving your neighbor, and helping those that need it most, and respect your fellows.

It’s not adrenaline or emotional “instability;” it’s muscle memory.

I know this comes right on top of the sex trafficking allegations, but I actually believe this behavior was some pitifully conceived long-game damage control about his supposed “son”. He had to know that sooner or later there would be a lot more questions, especially as the kid got older and older and didn’t move…

That shade was the best shade. That shade could cool a whole wedding party on a hot summer day. That shade could kill a lawn. That shade was so deep the light from the sun would take a million years to get there.

I was thinking Sarah Newlin on True Blood. 

I may have my “unsettlingly charming red-state couple who do home renovations on TV” misremembered, but aren’t these also the folks who almost exclusively do renos for people from their church? Like, I’m sure they’re nice enough but that kind of self-dealing never sits right with me.

The most fascinating thing about them is that they’re objectively bad at what they do, but the masses lap it up.

BLM and Antifa were in West Texas making icicles and I saw one of the icicles and the icicle looked at me!

Here’s some comic relief. Utah Mormons are famous for the names they come up with for their kids. An LDS man created this site to create your perfect Utah name.

Dear IDIOT peroxide brained Q-Twat,

In addition to this being the epitome of foolish self-incrimination, it is also possibly the worst way to market yourself as a realtor while actively breaking and entering a building.

The reason you don’t see sandwiches made from thigh meat is because fileting a thigh is a fairly tedious process versus a breast. A breast can be fileted, which only takes one fell-swoop to perform, where a thigh might take several.

Hey! I always look forward to seeing Pete. He has a weird unexplainable charisma, and I def have a soft spot for him - but since I’m many, many years older I mostly want to fix him a snack, ask how his therapy is going, and counsel him about his life choices.

If you’re gonna get a portrait of yourself riding a horse, at least show yourself with proper foot position. This offends me both as a rider and an artist. (Don’t get me started on the shitty foreshortening of the rear arm in that goofy snake painting, all other fuckery with that painting aside.)

While Trump chaos reigns supreme here, there are good things happening for others on this planet. The WHO has approved the dapivirine ring, a vaginal insert that protects women from HIV infection and more importantly is undetectable to male partners.

I guffawed, thank you for that.

It is because of Bullshit Barbie that we cannot have nice things.