I wasn’t stumped. People get off on being offended by everything these days. 

Afro? Seriously?

Beautiful picture! Thank you for posting this.

Wait, so at no point did Vogue call the hairstyle an afro and the problem is that people in the comments called it an afro? Why is Vogue apologizing because people with no historical references misunderstood the photo?

This is Alla Nazimova. Often billed as just Nazimova, she was one of the great stars of the first half of the 20th century and always, prominently, a fascinating style icon. This picture was taken 98 years ago (or maybe last week?)

Claiming cultural appropriation in 2018 is no different than claiming it anytime. It’s bullshit. Unless it is done in a way that deliberately demeans, it’s perfectly normal to notice ways that people who are different from you do things and find appreciation for them and incorporate them into your own life. Every…

“Is it tacky to open presents at a restaurant?”

I’mna call bullshit on this “unless you are subtracting an ingredient” idea.

December tastes like candy canes and hot cocoa. March tastes like Shamrock shakes. July is hot dogs and grill char.

You can use toilet paper, or kick the seat up from the bottom, not touching the top, with your shoe. You may not, I repeat NOT, pee on a seat that many people are not able to hover over and leave them to clean up your piss before sitting down.

As a woman who hovers, I cannot stand the women who do not lift the toilet seat when they hover. There was even one city I visited that had “If you Hover lift the Cover” in most of their public restrooms. No dice! Piss everywhere. Very rude to the people who need to sit down to use the toilet, or need to take a shit…

I’m curious as to why a bathroom question is a topic in an advice column written by a fictional waitress. I mean, have we exhausted all the restaurant ordering topics already?

The one in the public restroom I used earlier today had been defaced fairly amusingly.

No, you may not.

A man walked into the ladies room after me at an airport last week. Not in a creepy way, but in an “airports are so mind-numbing I can’t process visual information anymore” way. He just sort of wandered in behind me. He wasn’t phased by a noticeable lack of urinals. He proceeded to pee in the stall next to mine.…

Mr. Mom came out 35 years ago, c’mon people.

I understand that penis and vagina has been subsumed by gender fluidity. What once was defined is no longer so. Parts, words, images, they have no more meaning.

No one gave two shits.

“Can I use the other restroom?”

“Put changing tables in men’s bathrooms.”