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I would marry the fuck out of my girlfriend if it were legal where I live and then I would require that shiny toaster, thankyouverymuch

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whenever it's vaguely relevent I will haunt you with my favourite tune..

from me, you'd get lusty looks mainly (depending how well you can pull off orange).

I recently went through airport security with my very vibratory looking vibrator in my cabbin bag. It was very ealry and I had just come off a bus that began its journey at 3 a.m so I hadn't slept a wink. On one hand I was very nervous, on the other I was in that super tired 'I couldn't give a fuck' state of mind.

I bought my first vibrator from that line (Leaf Vitality) and the reasons I bought it were similar: silicone, rechargeable, not hot pink (ugh), doesn't look like a penis, doesn't really look like a vibrator/dildo, small size (hey, it's my first one. I haven't really had a human dick in me either. well, I've had dick

oh bLowies! damn that dyslexia!

I could make just-in-case arrangements for brownies I suppose, but if I don't have anybody else to practise buttsex with?

redid the calculation with the dude from the most fabulous night of my life and voila!: official slut!

no, the gentelman drunk only got some kissing and me grabbing his dick through his trousers for carrying my bag because we were carrying it to my place where my girlfriend was waiting for me to get home. if my girlfriend would have found out she probably would have kicked his poor arse (she's was a security guard).

Mine went something like (for various activities): name, name, name, that total rando (what the hell was I thinking), that guy (ewww, what THE HELL was I thinking), that other guy (again what was I thinking.. he had mad cunnilingus skills tho.. why did I end our lil' somethin' on the side again?), heavily under the

Where I live one can choose most of the subjects on which one wishes to take their final exams.