Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Informative, interesting!

Sic burn.

Wow. Amazing. The gyro-stabilization of the camera mounted on the chase-plane is what gives such incredible footage of the faster plane. I wonder if the person controlling the camera was sitting in a second seat of the chase-plane, or on the ground... I suspect sitting in the back seat of the chase plane, steering the…

No, I write about the Sharks just for the clicks.

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

This was more fun than it had any business being

1. A soft-serve ice cream sundae served in a mini plastic baseball hat.

Bad, very bad, kinja.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

Imagine the Philadelphia 76ers winning the NBA Finals this season, after they finished 18-64 last season.

All of you are correct

Ron Pimento Loaf.

Yo, not to outdo you or nothing, but I would rather have a name ppl can’t pronounce than to have a name that everyone can pronounce, but is fucking silly.

I prefer to think of it as the novelization of a recurring tragedy.

Every year I claim at least 3 dependents and corresponding burial expenses. I’m sure going to miss Qualifying 2015 Azili, Child 2015 Azili, and Exemption 2015 Azili. Their lives were short but fruitful.

Of course. Because they’re ignorant glory hounds who deserve every last bit of shame I hope people who read this book give them.

Venus de Milo’s.

This is a good theory, and the problem with its upshot is that major league teams have a choice to make: Target velocity — and the increased correlation with arm injuries that accompanies it — or pitchability, which doesn’t necessarily prevent pitchers from suffering arm injuries, either. Velocity is the one thing I…