Nice! So this means Princeton gets to advance to the Sweet Sixteen of the ‘98 tournament... right?

Not in response though; that is what they do. You’ve been to Spain, right? Gypsies have never cared about how they get money - just as long as they get it. I seriously doubt they were humiliated by those Dutch jerks.

Asshole Fan #1: I think think that coin hit her. It may have hurt her.

It wasn’t so much that as it was that they didn’t want him as a backup to Costa (who at the time of his signing was justifiably considered the better player) and Lukaku didn’t want to go on loan again after two years at WBA and Everton. It was a tough spot to be in for all sides and a transfer made the most sense.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho who did not think Romelu Lukaku was of the required quality for Chelsea.

I’ll always laugh when I see Lukaku’s name, because I will forever associate him with one of the most overtly apparent displays of the USMNT’s mediocrity. When Belgium-US was still very much in doubt at the 2014 World Cup, both teams looked to their benches for scoring threats. Belgium tabbed Lukaku, who was then a…

Sad!

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

For what it’s worth, 75% of those guys have experienced massive head trauma during their careers.

What about that fancy dog?

What did you really expect from a guy who titled his autobiography “Idiot”?

Poor kid. On the sadness scale, it is somewhere in this tier:

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

I didn’t forget that. We’re talking often overlooked costs beyond the purchase price, and I think the owning it and selling it factor is probably one of the most popular arguments for buying a home. The point here is to make sure you actually WILL make some money when you sell the house, you have to consider all of…

To a team and its fans, it would be the Champions League without a doubt.

And you can fly in the Asian whores for cheap $$

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

No, I think Aaron Ramsey is a better player than Lionel Messi.