Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

I guess you could say that fence is so tall, it’s two Story’s.

This was like watching the dead Viking, engulfed in flames, rise from his pyre, chug seven or eight beers, and start piloting a ship towards an island in the Bahamas.

Has this type of trade ever worked out for the team moving up? I sure can’t think of a time it did. Although it’s kind of a chicken or the egg situation; did the player and team fail because they traded all their picks or because they’re run by the type of people who would trade all their picks?

Wrong. Go check the record for the most shot attempts in a single game.

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

While there may not be empirical evidence that the state agencies have ever done anything, we have faith that they exist.

Based on the gun’s presence in the car, police now believe Smith to have been a resident of New Orleans.

95, 93, 93. Dude is AVERAGING 92 mph on sliders, 92-95 on change ups and can touch 100 with a fastball. Apparently the slider was so fast that the 4-pitch auto pitch detection system labeled it as a 4-seam fastball.

Don’t worry. They’ll fuck it up somehow. God forbid met fans are happy for a full year

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

My sister-in-law nicknames her dogs based on Jets’ players. Bark Sanchez is long gone, and now D’Brickapaw Ferguson.

Every year I claim at least 3 dependents and corresponding burial expenses. I’m sure going to miss Qualifying 2015 Azili, Child 2015 Azili, and Exemption 2015 Azili. Their lives were short but fruitful.

Too early to say for sure. But McGuire needed Canseco for his.

Bad opinion.

You care very passionately about Rule 6.01(j) don’t you? For me it’s Rule 17.02(b). Someone talks badly about that one pal and I’ll fucking kill him with my bare fucking hands.