Always love when anonymous nobodies who have done literally nothing of note with their lives pull out a “who?” comment.

This article is more beautiful than its subject.

Kate and Ralph played Anya Taylor-Joy’s parents in The Witch iirc.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Every GM Jalopnik article ever

I touched it, and both rocker panels immediately disintegrated.

I’m now banned from Vietnam. 

I’m not easily offended

I was 5 in 1989 so I have more buying power now. 

“...the first Miata in 1989 started at $13,800, or around $29,283 in today’s money...”

OBE

The difference, not that I think you genuinely care, is that there’s nothing inherently white about the character of Joker whereas the character of the Major is thoroughly informed by Japanese culture. The Joker is just a guy, not a white guy. He could be anyone.

The twist is that she was killed by Encyclopedia Brown.

Having seen both Mandy is much better.  They’re quite different though, if Nic Cage wasn’t in both no one would think to compare the two.

I work for a company where Q clearances are thing, and no one would ever send an email like this. If there were legitimate concerns, the employee would be called into a meeting with our security department.

If VP’s of your company have this much time on their hand to worry about this, you have too many VP’s. 

Look at this guy, a veritable Mandy-Lore-ian.

yeah, but 13 inch wheels...

I’m still dying at the idea of it being sponcon

Jesus christ the tweet was bad enough, but did Planters cut you a check to write this?