No word yet on if Supergirl Earth will cross over with Tamriel.

Wellll, at least there's a Velothi Shrine not too far away when that happens. You can just drop your stuff like a load of laundry, wash your hands, and pick everything up again.

Morrowind walking is overencumbered walking in Skyrim.

Go download OpenMW. Fan-made engine that's native to today's operating systems and will be more moddable than current Morrowind.

That 2018 release might mean no Emily Blunt for Captain Marvel.

The "Calvin grows up/takes pills" reimaginings are almost as bad as the "Calvin pissing" decals you see everywhere.

Working in a Sam's Club in 1998, it's entirely possible that he had to inadvertently listen to something like this:

Thank you.

What, you don't like square-jawed doctors and histronic Evangeline Lillies in pilots written for 1968?

Revisiting Peter Jackson's LOTR was an exercise in tedium, chief sin being Howard Shore, who thinks movie soundtracks should comprise Peter and the Wolf-like little ditties, over and over again at the highest volume, paying no attention to a scene's needs.

I can't wait for the thrilling second act where The Rock places a worker in a spot Kevin Hart wanted.

Life cereal.

I couldn't tell if he was joking about The Day The Clown Cried.

Until Iwata's named in the Panama Papers, of course…

Calling it now: Google buys Nintendo sometime this year in the announcement gap.

I'm reading your comment about watching Price is Right, commenting on A.V. Club, and your thinking about folding your laundry!

Nursing homes everywhere rejoiced.

It's the Netflix Machine when the Washing Machine isn't killing its wifi.

This makes a little more sense if they're looking to reboot themselves by Christmas 2017. I don't know, though. Nintendo has already proven it's not exactly playing twelve-dimensional chess.

And how are those scratched up Blu Rays working out for you? My library has animals for customers.