'This Town needs an enema!' Keaton's first Batman was the best of the lot. Dark enough, but so many great and funny lines. Actually Entertaining. Music by Prince AND Elfman too?! Ya. And maybe Nicholson's best role ever. That's right. His joker was better than Ledger's.

I also purposefully watched 9 Lives over the holidays with my Ma…. We had a blast! Holy fuck. I mean, other than my Mother Dear and I….who the FUCK was that movie made for?! Maybe YOU. It's worth a go!

True Detective 2. Somehow it kept me to the end. I fucking Hated that thing…yet, there I was.

Exactly. Hatesong normally just makes me dislike the 'comedian' doing it. It was funny maybe once, maybe. Also, I'm pretty sure Everclear is just busy remaking one of their albums for next year's list!

So glad AV is still doing Least Essential. I like when they're actually kind of dickish about reviewing stuff. It's what got me to start coming here once they stopped doing paper copy. I'm guessing Everclear must have had the year off btw…..

That is mind boggling that they did that. Who the FUCK is buying that? Why are they called Train? Because they ride on track after shitty track.

It better have 'Lick it Up' on it….or is it 'Smell the Glove'? Oh wait, no, that's by an actual good band, which is fictional, Spinal Tap.

Yep! And these Cocks too! How could those 2 actors choose a thing like this? Unless of course there was no choice.

I kind of want to see the scene of him confronting the 90 year old usurper he thinks slept with his wife 5 decades ago…especially if it's in a moonlit room! I can't tell if this movie is meant to be a comedy or not from the review. I like that.

I dig it! I'm pretty damn sure I watched Street Fighter AND Mortal Kombat as a kid. That's what may have turned me off the whole scene man. I just cared too damn much about those characters and then saw that there was really no story or point to it at all. Really made me think.

Eh… Not actually. That sounded like I actually care about the existence of them. I don't. Nor do I love movies based on them. Twas an attemp at humor…which I'm still working on. Now get your game on!

Anyone else and I'd say they have NO IDEA what they're talking about…..butttttt…..

You'd think he'd have picked that trick up by now.

Agreed. At least Something he can RELATE too! Like he cares about the state of Las Vegas. The place is and always has been a hell hole Cow-town.

"Cold! That's what. And Of Course I am You braindead pipsqueak! We thru NOW?!"

Excellent point. You'd think he'd have that kind of sway around the office after all these decades…! Maybe he likes be a dick in them, or something? Eh. Oh Well….

I fuckin hate video games yet I love movies based on them….go figure.

I can't tell if this is the kind of bad that I like. Probably not. Will should get a Fresh Prince reboot going. I suppose they'd have to probably Aunt Viv the already Aunt Vivved Aunt Viv tho…but still should do it!

As a non-celebrity, non-nonagenarian I must imagine that 60+ years of interviews, which probably have mainly been the same questions the whole time, must get pretty annoying. Oy…

I feel like maybe I fake read it in high school but reading Catch-22 now. Yowzers is it good. Stephen King said he though it and Infinite Jest were the 2 best books of the 20th century. Subjective and hard to quantify, but maybe. Butya, the absurdity of war. Also, glad to see the wire is getting love.