Delivering a “Maybe” verdict is cheating. You couldn’t even make it through a whole column without cheating. It’s official...Riley MacLeod is a cheating cheater.

I checked it out as well, wow... she is from LA. I am from OC and LA is shit for no car. OC is even worst but wow.

Or you just let it go, wait for mom to check and then look surprised when she finds the load.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Also, this just in, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Shut the hell up.

Fuck, dude. Great writing, shitty situation.

I thought you were tailgating because you couldn’t see out of the windshield, Sorry! Just trying to help

I spray asshats who tailgate... are you a tailgating asshat?

The White Sox are the fifth most popular team in it’s own city. You should have picked a better franchise to be a fan of if you want the country to give a shit.

I’m 33 years old. I realized something last night; my Great-Grandmother, who I was lucky enough to know, was never alive for a Cub’s World Series victory.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

That’s almost cool

I am at a point where if I see the letters S, J, and W being used together unironically, then I read it as a handy shortcut to not waste an ounce of energy on the poster.

It’s very odd to be scrolling through the comments and come across a half nude picture of yourself.

I realized I hadn’t said nothin’ about mama, or trucks, or getting drunk, or prison.