Was he eating that KFC with a knife and fork on his private jet? Because that alone deserves an entire bonkers entry.

Is there a definable reason that we still have beauty pageants?

We are all going to really miss Joe Biden.

As much as I find the Dylann Roofs of this world reprehensible people not worthy of rights or freedoms, I cannot in any conscience support the concept of my government taking a life as punishment. The blood of Roof’s victims are on his hands. We do not need his blood on ours.

Given that almost everything this shrieking spoiled pile of orange peels says is obscene (see Merriam Webster definition below. All except 2a apply) then I can hopefully assume he has signed a pledge against himself and his entire obscene candidacy.

A galaxy of stars for that! Now to mop up the coffee I spilled laughing.

Hey Brit, how does this feel?

I am seeing that as well and they are not sitting out here in real America. That speech reached out to every person watching. It was not the soaring oratory that we have heard from men like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. It was the conversational style of a woman who is talking to us not at us. And talk to us she did.…

It is true. She is going to be working closely with the Clinton campaign.

My surprise is that he still has his job.

What is does prove is that the DNC was not the impartial referee as they claimed to be and should be. It proves that Senator Sanders (not at all unknown) was correct throughout. It proves that Wasserman-Schultz lied - repeatedly. And that does matter.

Oy vey. Such a shonda!

Recognizing the current reality is not naive. Persisting in trying to fit this election into any traditional format is somewhat naive. If nothing else, Trump shattered every one of those rules and won.

It is not about the ever elusive “unity.” Never was, never will be. It is about Trump getting more votes than Hillary in November. The election is not donkeys versus elephants. It is Trump versus Clinton.

It is important to remember that the “normal political theater” rules went out the gold framed window when Trump rode down that escalator last year. In case nobody noticed, Trump has not once followed “normal political theater” rules.

They did have the speech beforehand. Trump decided to let it go ahead. Nad it may be the only decision Trump has made that I agree with. Had they edited or rejected it, the story would be “Poor Little Teddy.” By letting it go, Trump will look to be the bigger/better of the two.

According to all reports, Cruz is telling the Texas delegation this morning that the media is to blame. Gotta love that fine Republican whine.

Everything really is better with bacon!

We’re going to worry about this? When her husband is the one who is running and the one that wants to take away our rights.

I suspect that this is more the result of Cavuto’s (as a managing editor and therefore management) rousing defense of Ailes, which gives rise to Ailes ordering staff to defend him. Add in the other employees who “voluntarily” stepped up to defend him on air and you get the textbook definition of creating a hostile…