Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

When did y’all start to get the feeling that she could lose?

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

The guy I used to date was hella cool until he started vaping, then he instantly turned into a douchebro who’d blow clouds at strangers in public and insist he has the right to vape indoors and in any public space.

Like Susan G. Komen. They’re aware of breast cancer. They’re so aware that they make millions off breast cancer’s existence. They’re just not going to actually do anything about it.

Same on all points(wine included) but would it really have made a difference? I personally don’t think so. There just would have been something else to yell about. Sigh. These two months have exhausted me to no end.

Why would anyone want to leave Russia? Russia is a great country! In fact, I have it on very good authority that President Trump is even now arranging a special “exchange” program for people to go there and get immersed. ETA Omorosa & Bannon are working on the list right ow!

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

Take note Republicans: This is how the free market works.

Yes!! This is where the difference lies. Concepts like “Diversity” apply only to the inclusion of straight white men. Just like how “freedom of speech” only applies to speech that adheres to the conservative platform.

I’m gonna out myself here and say that I totally 100% expected her to pull herself together and make a huge comeback. This has not happened, and honestly I’m a little disappointed about it.

If you’re using an iPad mini or an iPhone SE, you get “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn”; larger devices get “Three Way Bestiality Porn” as you would expect. I hope that this clears up this issue for you.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Raise your hand if you’re SO tired of the bullshit.

To Whom It May Concern:

This is a terribly side-sidenote but with the St Patrick’s Day festivities and our Taoiseach’s visit to the White House, as a proud Irish person, the sight of all of those cunts with green ties and shamrocks on their lapels and here the Irish flag behind them evokes such a visceral reaction in me. It literally makes…

Signing this bill is a death sentence for Republicans.

They had 8 fucking years to get something together, and they created a 100 page document that looks like some high schooler wrote the night before their book report was due. Now they are standing in front of the class trying to persuade us they really read the…

BURN ALL THOSE FUCKING FLOWER CROWNS

What marketing director decided to name a product after the worst thing that could happen to it? It’s like driving a Chevy Crash or flying on a Boeing Fireball.

What marketing director decided to name a product after the worst thing that could happen to it? It’s like driving a…