Hopefully Joyce will issue one of those famous 900-page interminable, indecipherable apologies in some sort of pidgin Gaelic.

Nobody’s perfect!

Hopefully his defense that he believed himself to be a Southern Senator at the time immediately preceding the Civil War will be successful.

Unless it fires missiles with bacteriological payloads at the Hokie students, it really won’t be a Chipotle drone.

But what if the anthem were changed to The Clash’s “I’m So Bored with the USA”?

By the end of the word salad I’m surprised if he even remembered the analogy or the topic sentence.

I’m just glad you didn’t palm off this exercise on someone else

Plus, he was over four years old.

I still prefer the Inorganic Replica Housewives of New York, true they’re only Styrofoam wig display heads placed on bodies made out of chicken wire and nobody ever speaks but diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks I guess.

I no longer take his banal bromides about patriotism and meaningless rituals seriously anymore!

I’ve had pasta Blandino and it was just awful, just no flavor at all.

My reactionary uncle just forwarded a chain e-mail called “Freedom of Speech.. Just Watch What You Say” and I said “that’s totally the name of an Ice-T album” and he said “that nice cop from SVU?”

PS I can’t believe the Round Rock 8 movie theater is still there, and still showing dogshit 2-month-old movies.

(wakes up, Rip Van Winkle-style) HOW FARES COMMANDER CODY CARLSON

His breakout episode came early on, when the crew got an inhibition-sapping virus and he well full shirtless D’Artangan with a sword (according to Spock). And don’t forget Uhura and Chekov (although he didn’t appear until Season 2, I think).

As long as Funkadelic stays strong we all might have a shot at survival.

Sounds like the guy with a woman’s name is overcompensating.

If I remember correcttly, the original series had 3 seasons, the animated series 2, TNG 7, Voyager 7, DS9 7, and Enterprise 3 or 4. That’s about 30 seasons of TV at 24-26 episodes a pop.

British TV has a few antecedent claims.

I want a sequel to “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” my favorite early episode from endless syndication in the 70s/80s: Lockwood, Kellerman (Marc Maron’s Mom on the show), and Shatner are all still available