“What’s the problem?” — Bobby Bonilla.

They’ve nicknamed the swing states “The Twelve Labors.”

He should be penalized not via suspension but by ESPN making him grow his hair out, same goes for the Hasselbecks, it’s like fucking THX-1138 up in Bristol.

Those weren’t politically correct police, those were politically correct male strippers.

My phone’s breath smells like phone food.

That dude can make out with Gemma Atherton, 50ish fishmonger from Newcastle, I’ll settle for Gemma Arterton

The real winner: the flagging disingenuous reactionary take industry, depleted by lack of a government bailout, bad demographics, and lack of a long-term strategic plan.

(Johnny Carson voice) Right in the frozen dinners.

Forgot the single quotes around fans!

OK, hazarding a guess. Bursaspor: fourth level Romanian team.

It’s good that we care, because their new fans probably don’t

(Fisher answers phone, gets a 5-minute tirade) (hangs up) Man, somebody’s Kroenke this morning

“Let’s call it Tidal..”

The heir to the olive oil and frozen Italian skillet meal fortune?

Bonus: if your significant other wants y’all to see it together on Valentine’s Day, HEAD FOR THE HILLS

(withholds George Sand information; it’s too much for one day)

Added bonus: it’s always good for a laugh on the dance floor.

I saw a migrant worker in Austin with an “Official Beaver inspector” mesh hat, and I thought hey, that’s my white trash culture, take it off buddy.

Here’s the schedule for this year, looks like an improvement in that many of the matchups include one good/interesting team, and in several cases two! I fully expected the Browns to have 6-7 Thursday games if the old model held.

Don’t worry about the Rams’ scoring drought, Southern California.