“Bow ties don’t kill people. People kill people.”

“This cannot stand! Skip, hold my blazer!”

I actually haven’t eaten at taco bell since they launched those Dorito shell tacos. Conceptually I was all about them, but the Dorito ended up making them just a tad too oily and salty.

“...slips back into coma”

I kind of wish that I had that level of confidence, not only to make a tape but then to call it artistic.

Maybe a hint that tigers & people are bad mix anytime AND maybe wild animals shouldn’t be in fucking cages so dumbass hicks can gawk at them.

Devil’s Advocate. I worked for a law firm that represented the teacher’s union in that State. And we represented teachers who were not fired even though they should have been (physical violence, incompetence). It became a running joke.

I work in education and I’ve watched the effects of these “rights” for tenured faculty. They act like entitled asses, they say inappropriate things to both students and staff, they know they have this magical shield that protects them and the education system as a whole suffers. The students were correct and no... to…

“Between 40 and 50 percent of all African-American babies are killed before they’re born. A Hispanic child is three times more likely to be aborted than a white child.”

you just ruined my day :(

“Such an interesting question! And nuanced-I mean....what does “abortion” even mean? Probably a lot of things to a lot of people. Like the word “marry” did you know it can mean happy OR to legally bind yourself to several different women? Also....Did you ever hear about my first hotel, beautiful, spectacular, a…

The only woman he can be “certain” about is his mother. And only in one case.

This is one of the great mysteries of the universe & it plays out infinitely in real life, tv, movies, novels, plays etc.

And Hitler will forever be remembered for his paintings.

Sorry, Smithsonian, you are so wrong this time.

Yeah, this won’t blow up in their faces.

All joking aside - We lived in NY/PA for a few years and I was actually surprised at how much natural beauty could be found in NJ, especially in the north. I think it’s biggest problem is that it’s full of New Jerseyans (no offense to your Mom, whom I’m sure is a fine and upstanding woman.)

Harper Lee? Totally low energy. Complete loser. When was the last time she wrote a book? Have you seen the books I wrote. They have the best words in them. Not like her words. Did you hear that Atticus is racist? The blacks love me. Buy Trump Steaks.

I’d say poor Robert deNiro in that he demonstrates nicely the damned if you do damned if you don’t nature of the world, but uhhh...