keeplosingmykeys
keeplosingmykeys
keeplosingmykeys

He’s petit and just perfect! Look at that suit, look at that face.

I would! And blondes are not my type at all. But those lips, that chin, those crazy eyes.......

I’m glad Georgetown is doing something about this and sadly not surprised that the pressure was coming from the student body and not from the powers that be in the institution itself. I find it hard to forgive Georgetown for keeping the city of DC in court for TEN YEARS because they were so anti-gay that they didn’t

Got into some argument about feminism with a male friend of my boyfriend’s while we were out in the middle of the night getting food. I don’t know what came over me, but I burst into tears and couldn’t stop. I was so angry at myself - “real feminists don’t cry” - I kept thinking. “Now he’ll never understand what I’m

There’s also a redhead very involved with her purple phone on the left side. She goes full on selfie at the end.

He’s already got a Minions t-shirt on. Clearly ready to be a Dad!

I had twins in my late 20’s without even trying. I was so afraid of a late-in-life surprise baby! Hubby had a vasectomy and a few years later I got a Mirena. It’s the only way to be sure.....

If they want supernaturally narrow hips and skinny thighs, just start using prepubescent boys as these models. It’s easier to just photoshop the female models’ heads on to the skinny boys’ bodies.

What a great story! You made them all swallow Satan.

Thank goodness he was fired! Nobody who loses their temper and lashes out like that should have a badge and a gun.

The animal control people were a bit aggravated. Kudos to them, I’d be shrieking in terror! Aren’t cobras the snake with the deadliest venom? It attacks your nervous system and you die of paralysis in just a few minutes?

She looks like a bowlegged prepubescent boy! How is that sexy? Even the one cheek isn’t cheeky enough.

I live in New Orleans and this came in the mail today. Just in time for Halloween!

That photo looks really familiar, with the cloud-shaped mountains in the back. Is it near Anthony, NM or Las Cruces?

I really liked the look on her face when she was looking at it. She wants to laugh, but she’s a bit too sad.

My father threw out my mother’s wedding dress. It was a classic 1950’s small waisted- huge skirted piece of lacy heaven with little Audrey Hepburn cap sleeves. He thought, because it had yellowed a bit with age, that it was damaged and useless. It’s the patina of an antique, you bozo!

Tim Gunn and Grace Jones need to have a love child, and behold! said child shall scour the earth with the righteous flames of truth and beauty!

Seriously! Any two guys who dress alike and spend this much time on a project.......

My favorite is the Maltese weight lifting at 3:44! The dog is confused but willing.

Fiorina is worse.