And this is considered biological truth. I can’t with the culture warriors who act like their evangelical, white collar, suburban setup was the setting my own grandmother raised her children in. (She helped farm tobacco with her husband; She taught school in a one-room schoolhouse; she ran a household and had five…

When she and Mario were still together, she’d do this whole Christian-lady-horny-for-hubby that made me go red in the face.

She’s the whitest lady ever when it comes to dancing. Shadddup, Ramona!

LOL!

I’m really embarrassed to admit this, but I got through the first season of Paranormal Witness before I realized “oh, either this shit is staged bit by bit or utterly scripted.”

This. Every single time I see her, I forcibly imagine her on her back, her chin resting lightly on Ted Cruz’ pasty upper arm and gasping as she climaxes, panting: “OH, TED! TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR OPPORTUNITISTIC DOMINIONISM! YESYESYESYEEEESSSS!”

Comment of the motherfucking day.

We once had a neighbor hood cat we called “Boris” adopt us. As in he would come inside, chillax and generally inspect whatever you were up to before napping for hours and then leaving.

But it feels so right!

Here on Jez, once you fuck up, you’re beyond redemption.

I feel the same way when Unitarians wax rhapsodic about Buddhism.

Have a star.

Just wanted to drop in to mention that the evangelical community has been agitating for years to end longterm, no-parole incarceration for nonviolent and addicted offenders. A lot of prison ministry participants believe (as do I) that separating families for non-violent offenses damages children and marriage/common…

Luke has that Josh Romney psychopathic stare going on.

Ah. The Killing Fields.

I can’t wrap my brain around the tower of grief you must have faced. I’m glad you’re still standing, ready to help anyone else in your path who staggers under that kind of grief.

Tangent: I remember being in Colorado for vacation when Bill Clinton’s mother died. My mother, one of the biggest misogynists I’ve ever known, and a 21st Century Tea Partier, said: “Good riddance.”

Tangent: My ultra-Tea Party mom loathed Hilary Clinton in the 1990s. “She’s the First Lady, but she’s going to run this country. Mark my words.”

Just got a lump in my throat reading this. I hope the show is wonderful just for you and your dad.

we just had a united way meeting. No food. Nothing. I drank water.