Would totally explain the screaming from the painting’s perspective.

“I’ll give you something to scream about”

-Mr. Munch

Yada-yada-yada, we lost your payload.

Jeffs and other FLDS leaders are accused of massive food stamp fraud; he was released on house arrest in June and disappeared almost instantly. The places he could be are endless: Mexico, Canada, South America, where the FLDS has compounds.

“Unfortunately, the Lego figures may never return home.”

Good point. He could end being almost as good as Sam Horn.

George Steinbrenner returns from Hell to try and trade him for Carlos Gonzalez.

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”

It’s clearly Patrick Stewart cosplaying as Brent Spiner in Independence day.

Let Texas secede. Boom — buffer!

Yeah, but they’ll be filling the city and stadium with Raiders fans, not people.

Florida was fully booked…

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

I wanna know what goes into eating a 500-lb clam, or whether it’s even worthwhile. Clam Kabobs? Rack of Clam? I dunno. It’s really twisting my melon, man.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.

Make Baseball Racist Again.

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

Out of context but, black people need to get off that Religion stuff. It's the last shackle....