HAD a bike rack.

Does foppish mean he’s prone to spontaneously masturbate?

No doubt the union will fight tooth and nail for WMATA to give him his job back.

It’s kind of like when you ask your parents for an iPod for Christmas, and they get you a Zune. “hey it does all the same things as the iPod, and it’s a big savings.......”

no one on 1320 appriciates my meme

You just told that commenter to “grow up over” and get over a bad joke, when you said this:

Bunch of entitled Millennial crybabies.

Bernie Sanders would have made SURE that absolutely every American got a Ford GT.... not just the Wall Street bankers.

In the Australian Open, the balls roll back into the bunker counterclockwise.

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

The wooden propellor on the back makes it look like a flying car drawn in my notebook during elementary school

New fone, who dis?

Making it even more amusing is Kevin Love ended up going on to be a stats-first gunner who didn’t play a lick of D once he got to the NBA

Motor Doping is like Motor Boating except the boobs have lines of coke on them, right?

I always thought his position was IR.

Where is he buried? I have to take a piss.

While I appreciate the story of an African American man discovering the awesomeness of playoff hockey, I feel the lede is being buried here. More appropriate headline:

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

"Fuck the Browns."