Fuck every fucking celebrity that goes on this show.

I can’t even tell if you’re joking.  I truly don’t know what to make of this. James Caan and Scott Caan were once Tom Hanks and Chet Haze... The world turned upside down, indeed.

Pictures of Daft Punk without their helmets have actually been around for a very long time.

Surprise: Any nomination for Top Gun. It was a terrible movie. The only thing it had going for it was that it was powderized nostalgia that was forcibly shot straight up the viewers nose.

That explains the time I was trying to send my sex worker a nice thank you gift and ended up thinking she really WAS an actress.

Related but not sure if anyone heard but Orson Welles just revealed that “Rosebud” from Citizen Kane was the guy’s sled.

Spare 2: Strike

I deleted my Twitter account for free. I didn’t realize I could’ve gotten paid for it!

What’s the difference between Mumford & Sons and the Country Bear Jamboree?

To be fair, you could replace the banjo player from Mumford & Sons with an old Showbiz Pizza animatronic and it barely change their sound or image.

Mmm, I can just taste the consistency!
*spits into bucket*

For anyone else wondering where, when & how to see this since the review doesn’t tell us, IMDB has the deets:

Spade’s podcast with Carvey is awesome.

My mom got horrified, then started to cry and then told me that I was doomed and little by little she started accepting it.

Just so long as we still can’t hear any dialogue in his film.

Probably they enjoy the challenge and/or humor. It’s like people agreeing to be on Between Two Ferns. It’s riskier than that since she touches on more sensitive topics, but I feel like the ones where it’s actually embarrassing are people who’ve got something to prove and then get overly defensive. The people who have…

Do you see Leah Remini in the room with you right now?

In theaters Nov 23, on Netflix Dec 23. Since it’s absolutely impossible for AV Club to include this shit anymore.