I’ll check it out

I have heard others make this claim. I have not seen any evidence to support it.

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That’s just, like, your chlorine, man! 

In related news, Dan Schneider is being sued by the estate of Rip Torn for stealing his face.

I watched the series and the producers made it clear that Schneider was never accused of sexual abuse. Josh Peck even said on camera that Schneider was the only person from the network who was apologetic and supportive when his abuse came to light. The picture they painted of Schneider was that he was a shitty boss…

So Adam Scott’s directorial debut is a Barbarian reboot?

But are there extended closeups of her glowering face?

Who could possibly seen this coming. Oh right -

He could, but then David Miscavige’s 5'3" would look even sillier.

 He’s 5'6" or 5'7" but he gets the Hollywood height credit. Most big stars under 6' (action heroes especially) get away with bolstering themselves with a couple inches.

The difference is in the bulk, not the height. Schwarzenegger is listed as 6'2" in the same way that Tom Cruise is listed as 5'9". Having met Arnold I can verify that he is 5'11".

On the one hand, no one should be made to feel unsafe in public. On the other hand, fuck Ted Cruz and I hope he feels unsafe in public from now until forever.

Don’t try to tell me that the showrunner from Homeland didn’t throw in the dead kid angle just so he could get more of that bonkers Danes cryface.

Say Hi to your mom for me.

Both of those things, plus how the adult man dies a hero because he decides not to fuck a teenager solely because he learns she’s a virgin.

25 years on, I think Spacey’s offscreen behavior is not the most problematic thing about American Beauty

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The Aristocrats!

That makes one of us.