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Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we’ve found the rightful successor to Auto-Tune.

You’re mispronouncing symbiote.

 

Well, if Professor Jackass is so certain there is another planet, I’m sure he wouldn’t have any problem hopping in a rocket and showing us.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: You don’t change the number of planets by redefining the word “planet, you do it by blowing one to smithereens

I heard the news, and yelled “NO!” This is absolutely heartbreaking. He remains one of my favorite actors ever. So much great work, and decades more that he would have given. 

The MTV awards are famous for only honouring music from great albums.

I wonder if Modine will refuse to concede, spread a bunch of conspiracy theories about the election being stolen, and encourage his supporters to storm Grauman’s Chinese Theater.

There’s no need to be that barbaric. Let him finish his dessert first.

Oh my god, you’re right. Absolutely the best detail. A gift!!!!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE

1. Find out how much he wants to STFU
2. Put the cheque on a fishing hook and make the twat swim after it

Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

Im tired of wasting my time and energy to get to these people because honestly, they arent going to change. The best thing I have done is cut off family and friends that think like this. They are endangering our future and will not listen to reason. I say, fuck them. Ban them from doing anything in public until they

Sucks because there’s really only one performer the Juggalos would accept as Violent J’s replacement and Tony Bennett is retiring too.

They’re animals. Don’t believe them. Don’t trust them. 

Wouldn’t a radioactive Bill O’Reilly just be Bill O’Reilly?

That story doesn’t track either because no one in Ireland is ever embarrassed about being too drunk

Marion Cotillard is a damn fine actress. It’s too bad she’s nuts.