If we’re gonna have a fight, let’s see your war faces!

[FARTS]

Must be. My man can’t even work up a *farts*

Well if she didn’t want this to happen then she shouldn’t have been an innocent victim of Italian police incompetence and corruption, and she shouldn’t have been existing in a world where the international press demonizes women to sell papers.

If Millennium Media loses then they have to be his butler.

Hereditary is a very well made film technically which I never want to see again nor anything else ever by this director. So maybe a bit *too* effective in my case.

Well you just told us a whole lot about yourself didn’t you

Ask Bruce to write a song about what happened to the Russian.

I think there are a couple scenes that people really like that make them misremember how good the movie it is. When the chorus of “Tiny Dancer” kicks in on the bus, it’s a genuinely good moment, but that entire scene is actually pretty cheesy. It’s the perfect microcosm of the movie. Also, I thought Kate Hudson was…

You mean it’s

I’m not a big Cameron Crowe fan and I used to agree with you, but I watched it again a few weeks ago and I’ve changed my mind. I think my original opinion may have been colored by my hatred of Jerry McGuire which is completely awful, has no redeeming qualities, and makes me want to punch everybody involved.

Probably one of the worst films released in the year 2000, and grossly overrated as heck. Gap Store fashion Rock ‘N’ Roll silliness. Film made me want to go on an all Polka diet.

*Puts away “Advanced Marketing” textbook and pulls out “Beginning Marketing”*

This explains why he’s been wearing nothing but a barrel with suspenders since Avatar came out.

Slip’n’Slidin 2: Explosive Liquid Poo

The Dave Matthews Band

When I die, I ain’t gonna do it on top of no hill people!

I know you’re making a joke here, but I’ll take “Jackie Blue” over any piece of shit Mumford & Sons can churn out...

“Inexplicably popular,” maybe.