I’ll be sure to change the headline to “5 best moments from Conan and Jordan’s heady melange of bafflement, fascination, exasperation, contempt, and affection”

That’s certainly the position of the Sacramento sheriff, who wants people to believe that it’s mere coincidence that the wife of a well-known celebrity being interested in the case and publishing several articles on it just happened to coincide with a renewal of the investigation some decades after it had gone cold. 

Weird that filmmakers would want to close out the story of the Golden State killer and weird that Oswalt still thinks about and wants to continue the legacy of his wife who died suddenly and very tragically. How strange considering his podcast has absolutely nothing to do with true crime at all. What a sharp…

Well we all get lonely.

For your information, Moore is standing next to Ashton Kutcher’s father, who is indeed homeless.  I hope you feel good.  

No, but Media Matters' Matt Gertz has the most unfortunate Twitter handle in the world.

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Well, at least we can still come here for the website's other redeeming qualities such as...

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

one mile past Issaquah and you’re gonna hear Banjos going over the pass. It’s beautiful country but maaaan the people.

I’ve never been east of Redmond but from people I know who live in/are from Washington, at the drop of a hat they will talk all about how everyone east of the Cascades is a racist redneck.

Eastern Washington. What a wonderful place.

“Absolutely I’ll save your lives and let you on my boat.  All you have to do - and it’s really such a small thing - is beg me.  Just beg, just a little, but I do have to believe you.”

June’s approach to the therapy group would be like if Bruce Wayne just hung outside funerals of dead parents talking to their orphaned kids like “You know I found a way to cope with my parents death that you should try, too.” But that’s not going to work for everyone and if we’re being honest, it’s not even really…

“Imagine if she’d joined the Army? It was segregated until 1948.”

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

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