“The money plane has you covered. You want to bet on a doctor mangling patients?...Money Plane.”

I miss those days.

Charlyne Yi is working on a checklist for you people.

I really miss that caliber of prose on this site.  

Hey, it can be two things: Stodden can be a victim of abuse and a terrible person who probably shouldn’t be on TV. Kinda like O’Neal can be a “former AV Club writer,” and one of, like, three or four people who all but made this site.

And a whole lotta diarrhea.

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

Until now, I never knew your last name was Arbuckle.

That actor? You guessed it... Frank Stallone!

His honest answer of how he got into shape is still one of the greatest things I’ve ever read. 

The ending of Birdy is, as I recall, perfect. That’s all I’ll say about it. Go ahead and watch the movie.

I got caught up in the rush and may have overspent. I like Pina Coladas but Rupert Holmes’ catalog wasn’t worth $125 mil. 

Makes sense for a man with a son who murdered a dog.  (I take any excuse I can to remind everyone that Mike Huckabee’s son murdered a dog.)

My great uncle downed a large number of German aircraft.

Must not make Arkansas joke, must not make Arkansas joke ...

I think we can all agree that it peaked in 1985...

Way ahead of you, friend.

Wow, Season 2 of Ted Lasso looks interesting!