You’re just talking out of your ass!

The fourth in the series will clearly be called “KnIVes Out.”

I see the trailers for this watching March Madness games and it looks atrocious. So it’ll probably air on CBS for the next 10 years.

This whole thread is giving me that sweet Laurel Canyon sound

BONG

Fact: Mike Pence has never had a one-on-one meeting with Henry Cavill.

I’ve been stalking him and telling him he looks like a rotting mackerel but that seems to make him uncomfortable too. You can’t win with this guy!

What does this have to do with Dawes?

*inserts Simpson's reference*

Frank Stallone

I got a Community notification for this?

Marky Mark is a douche.

Wahl Mart might be more accurate, with his consistently low quality performances that attract the worst kind of people. 

“in the end its people deciding that they want the oppressions”

My reaction exactly.  I hope the villain in the TV show is an evil Russian coach named Tito Smirnoff.

He looks like British royalty.

Surprised you didn’t call this “Xbox Dead” as a headline.

My daughter took her first steps while I was playing Capture the Flag on Colossus on Halo 2. I thought my teammates were cheering for me because I was so excited, but then I found out that they were really screaming at me because I didn’t stop the flag carrier and the other team won.

I was berated by a person with the…

in his 35 years on the force no one else has described him as racist.