And that’s why you’re our special little person. 

I never soil myself accidentally.

Good first impression: hold out the back of your hand for them to sniff, then when they are comfortable that you are not threatening, scratch them behind the ears and under the chin. From there you can move on to petting and, it goes without saying, heavy petting.

Bad first impression: That one you do of The Mask.…

In European Royalty (and Shelbyville) they’re practically required.

Okay, what exactly happened to Greenwald? I seem to remember that he used to be, you know, a fairly progressive and sane guy, and then a couple of years ago I stumbled across an article of his that I couldn’t even comprehend, it sounded like crazy gibberish.

oof, i know that merry-go-round. i spent an embarrassing amount of money on chiropractics in a desperate bid to help a stuffed back. there was a “flex test” at the start and end of a roughly eight week course to see how much movement was in the back. it wasn’t until i was jammed around at the second test twice as hard …

I worked for a while preparing reports for doctors for expert testimony, mostly car accidents, which included a lot of chiropractors as well. I always thought it was funny that most of the chiropractors who were reviewing other chiropractors’ work on behalf of insurance companies generally had unkind things to say…

Ted Lasso is a great show. It feels like a hug.

I was thinking more on the lines of “She-Bop”.

I have mentally filed this show next to “Weeds” and “Dexter” in my library of shows that lost their way but still continue.

Wait seriously he looks like that under his beard and hair???

“OH, MICKEY, YOU’RE SO FINE, YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND! HEY MICKEY! HEY MICKEY!”

It’s basically a Lifetime movie series for people with Masters degrees in social studies.

Can’t wait to hear what cool 80s hitz they needledrop this year. Is this the season they finally use ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’?

If only Elisabeth Moss was so determined to take down that repressive cult she belongs to in real life...

Worst. Crossover. Ev- Oh, who am I kidding, I’d lap that shit up.

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These breakups are always hardest on the kids.

Yes!  Palpatine beating on the “their scared because it’s different, but how can the force be evil?”  drum.  That’s believable.  Much more so then “I had a bad dream about my wife; better kill some kindergarteners!”

The greatest state in the greatest country in the world