You must be fun at parties.

I’ll shoot heroin to make this comment work better.

I saw The Limey in the theater when it came out, but had to go find a clip on YouTube to refresh my memory of that scene. I really should go watch that whole movie again.

Then you’ve got to watch this. And then go watch The Limey, where he has one of the best line deliveries in cinematic history. His character doesn’t even get a name, IIRC, he just shows up, has an awesome scene, and leaves.

This sounds like the movie you’d rent at Blockbuster because they were all out of Silence of the Lambs or Se7en, but you wanted to watch a thriller. So you dug around until you found a box with a generic yet ominous title and some recognizable actors. (My real life example of this is the Scott Glenn movie, Slaughter…

There are people here?  Oh, how the AV Club has changed.  

In further news, singer Billy Ocean has publicly apologized to a Carribean Queen for assuming that they share the same dream.

Here’s your 1.9 trillion dollar economic plan:

Not a great loss, but I do wish Mumford & Sons had showed up instead. Those guys fucking suck.

believe it or not, some famous people still value their own privacy and making no public appearances for two months isn’t uncommon. even more so when most people probably recognized his mask more than his face

Yes, yes it can. Just because you don’t care doesn’t mean others don’t. Don’t be so dense. 

Could be worse. There could have been Sorting Underwear that figured out if you went to the boys’ dorm or the girls’ dorm.

The fuck!?!

Plus his dad is Darth Vader!

I’m wondering if he might have taken it better if the election results were announced Miss America-style.
“The first runner up goes to...  Donald J. Trump!”

Timothy Olyphant.

I was really confused by the headline for a second.

Odenkirk randomly losing his shit and yelling out profanities never got old.

the below trailer makes him look like a bonafide hard-ass,