Additionally, Ted Lasso viewers who watched season three of Ted Lasso don’t want more Ted Lasso.

Shooter’s Grill in Rifle, Colorado. Home of the E-Coli Slider. Now permanently closed.

Senator Howell Tankerbell was caught up in a Limberjack sex trafficking scandal.

Fuck cancer.

Are we all that surprised? After all, this is the same guy who held Santa Claus hostage for decades.

Good username/comment synergy

Elon rubbed off on her in more ways than one. 

Well it’s not scripted by Diablo Cody so it’s only very probably going to suck

Check out the prude

Preferable to getting famous by having your mom pimp your sex tape.

And the reason is you.

Before reading the headline I saw the picture and thought “Glad to see John Goodman enjoying himself.”

Everyone who isn’t a white supremacist and/or named Elon needs to get off Twitter.

“relying on Zachary Levi’s antibiotic-resistant charms”

The appearance of the Little Mermaid infomercial was obnoxious but did have the welcome benefit of making Tucker Carlson lose his partial erection so I’ll let it slide.

Tina Fey once declared her the worst host she ever had to work with on SNL, saying she was “the biggest piece of shit. She’s so dumb and so proud of how dumb she is.”

The Slap (meaning: when Smith got fed up with Chris Rock poking fun at his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith)

What was the name of the movie he won for? I couldn’t tell from all the aquatic mammal metaphors in his acceptance speech.

Those dentures acted their ass off