He was a great guitar player. Actor, not so much.

Shut up! Patrick Stewart is immortal and I refuse to hear otherwise!

He was under the impression that it would be an exclusive brunch spot then he found out it was actually going to be a Golden Corral.

And we shall never know the thrill of getting soaked on the This Boy’s Life flume ride while savoring a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape popsicle

As does Jimmy Fallon

That accurately sums up the experience of watching Popeye

I can’t understand why AV Club insist on gargling Cameron’s balls over the Avatar movies. They are 45 minutes of story stretched into 3 hours of Jimmy jerking off on his computer

Especially when instead of just coming out and saying “water kills them” he tries to tease it out by having a confused news anchor describe their vulnerability as having to do with “some sort of ancient ritual” as though no one in the US had a way of figuring out the Spanish word for baptism. 

Whoever they are they should improve their aim

He’d make a plan and see it through. That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

*Going to commercial - “Coming up on ‘Previously!’” 

Take your damn star

“86 Times A.V. Club Was Even Shittier Than Buzzfeed*! (Number 53 Will Blow You Away!)“

One minute of legitimately freaky film making does not a non—gigantic-pile-of-shit make

If you get consent, and grampar is cool with it.

You oughta know.

Lin-Manuel Miranda credits their operatic rap version of Tommy as being the inspiration for Hamilton

I was hoping for a Hank Schrader origin story but this will do.

After Drive I had such high hopes for Only God Forgives. And this is why I no longer waste energy on hope.