I wish people wouldn’t speak in code so much.

On the upside, imagine how creative the audience suggestions on Middleditch & Schwartz are going to be from now on.

I’m a casual gamer at most, really only play a few XBox games, CoD Black Ops was one. That place is a toxic hell swamp. The cheaters were bad enough (God mode, invisible, double HP, etc.) but the racist maniacs with swastikas in their gamer tags dropping the N word constantly (invariably with MAGA or TRMP clan tags) di…

Are you saying that the market may have softened for my CW McCall fanfic?

That’s cool and all but it’s hard to top the Strong Bad version.

Wow, Andre could use a public speaking course. 

I never soil myself accidentally.

No clue what happened to him, except maybe he figured out the money was better grifting the other side.

(DDoSecrets) owned up to the hack, and is offering the data trove via a limited distribution release to select journalists and data scientists specializing in leaked information.

Never hate yourself for seeking help, and good for you for figuring it out so quickly. It seems that chiropractics can run the gamut from genuinely beneficial (to a point) to essential oil shilling pyramid schemesters.

I have friends who have had success with chiropractors, but they use them more as massage than medical treatment.

5 years ago I was seeing a chiropractor 3 times a week as a last resort while suffering from nerve damage that caused back pain so severe that I was only able to sleep about 45 minutes a night. After 8 weeks of no improvement, pain and exhaustion had left me so desperate I was beginning to think about whether I could…

My wife’s grandparents bought their home in the 1940's for $45k (it’s a very large house in an affluent neighborhood.) In the late 90's some rando knocked on their door and offered them 1.4 million in cash. It was worth more but they took since they were on the verge of moving into assisted living and didn’t want to…

Glad to see they’re sticking with the extreme closeups of Elizabeth Moss staring directly into the camera. Can’t get enough if that.

Jerry Hubbard: “If Natalie Wood married Forrest Tucker, what would her name be?”

His name is Luca. He lives on the ocean floor. 

Is there something wrong with her ears?

When I was a kid there was a door in my house that would get locked from the inside and weird sounds would come from the other side. I have no idea how my parents could sleep in there.

Was it? Entirely possible it might have been a reference that went over my head. Sadly I had to abandon the Simpsons about 10 years ago.

Am I the only one who glanced at the picture and feared the AV Club was running a Bill Murray in memoriam?