Does this mean they had not, in fact, come too far to give up who they are? 

Girls Gone Golden

Love The Departed but still laugh at the best ever AV Club writer’s comment: “The rat represents symbolism.”

I’ve always felt bad for the hit Christensen’s budding career took. He’s not on the same level, talent-wise, as his co-stars but I challenge anyone to try and convincingly sell the logic of “We can’t harm Palpatine, it’s not the Jedi way! But you know what is the Jedi way? Killing a fuck ton of adorable moppets!”

One of the (many, many) things that I found completely fucking idiotic about Sith was that somehow Yoda is backflipping all over the room like a goddamned swashbuckling super ball, then roughly 20 years later he so broken down he can barely shuffle his ass around his hut.

I am shocked, SHOCKED! to learn that James Cameron is capable of writing horrible, clumsy dialogue.

The late 70's was peak Travolta. Thank goodness Saturday Night Fever and Urban Cowboy don’t contain any gross behavior!

You nailed the type exactly. I watched it last night. The B- grade is generous.

Hey, don’t go knocking Boheman Rhapsody. That dental prosthetic acted its ass off. 

I could be wrong, but isn’t “disproportionately successful privileged white girl” kind of her brand?

Yes, affirmative.

I remember Clooney calling in to Kevin & Bean on KROQ and they asked him “Since you killed Batman does that make you a super villain?”

Terribly unfortunate thumbnail image there.

Damon’s story telling is the weakest part of the movie (with the exception of the bookends.) The amount of outlandish detail makes it clear this was a Damon ad-lib and it reeks of bullshit. He leaned on that “aw, shucks” folksy gimmick a few times in his early career. 

After that speech, when Ribisi is gut shot. shivering, while his friends try in vain to stop the bleeding, he cries out for his mother and if fucking wrecks me every time.

Same. Had no idea who he was and looked up his credits and when I saw he was the mind behind What the Bleep Do We Know I thought “Yep, this tracks.”

In the mid 80's we used an Apple II voice synthesizer to call Domino’s Pizza and place order with ingredients they didn’t have (anchovies) to be delivered to addresses outside their delivery area. When they would politely tell us they couldn’t fill the order we would berate them for discriminating against a poor…

I wish but the battery usually dies halfway through People’s Court

Just seems like you’d snap>send>delete. Cuts down on incriminating photos AND cloud storage.