The Other Guys is highly underrated.

Another brave member of Keyboard Commando Unit Meal Team 6. 

A few years ago my band (a goofball cover band) got a gig opening for “Steppenwolf” which was a weird stroke of luck, (not to mention a little thin on details.) The only member of Steppenwolf in the band was Goldy McJohn who by that time had been down on his luck for a while. The guitar player was a shady guy,…

I haven’t seen them either, but my understanding is that’s a low bar to clear.

I don’t think she’s bad, just not terribly varied. Granted I haven’t seen A Bigger Splash (or the 50 Shades films, because, well...) so my opinion of her is largely based on small roles in films like The Social Network and 21 Jump Street, but even in the larger roles I’ve seen like Bad Times at the El Royale and How…

...evokes the blasé, medium-talent freedom of industry lifers.

Oh no! If we lose Tom Selleck, from which conservative celebrity shall I look to to recommend a reputable reverse mortgage broker?

Ding Dongs. So much better with the foil wrappers. The foil was beautiful. Tremendous wrappers. Now they’re wrapped in plastic. People wonder what happened to the foil, they ask me all the time. I hear Hunter Biden was on the board of a plastic wrapper company, made billions. No one talks about that. We’re looking…

You mock but it must be true, based on the time that drunk doctor said he was so fit that he could live to be 200.

Unfortunately the fish have strapped on suicide vests and are jumping out of the barrel. 

One of those movies that I’ll stop to watch any time it’s on.

You know who suckered me?

I’d settle for regular Survivor recaps.

And don’t even get me started on his ex wife and daughters.

Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher both previously identified as Demisexual

I initially read the headline as “Greg Poops on Trumps Cognitive Decline” and was expecting a very different article.

Where do fingies fall on this scale?

Stars - They’re Just Like Us (Non-Celebrities Whose Children Are Perpetually Disappointed In Us)

Pee Another Day