We have made at least 4 separate attempts to get into Shitt’s Creek and it just hasn’t taken, which kills me because I friggin’ love Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara.

We have friends who swear this is the greatest show. As a result we no longer trust their judgment which has prevented us from being able to enjoy Shitt’s Creek.

Late 90's, very drunk. A friend and I decided to do a duet of “Whoomp - There It Is” which neither of us knew the words to. So drunk we couldn’t follow the lyrics and started making up our own. Our horrible performance outraged an audience member so much that he came on stage and pantsed us. So drunk that we didn’t…

Jeff Goldblum may be leaning into the internet-cultivated “Jeff Goldblum character” but Nicolas Cage is leaning into the reckless spending-cultivated “need to pay for private islands and T-Rex skulls character”

Found Fred Durst’s burner account.

A Loaf, if you will.

I do enjoy a nice smoked brie.

I’ve been twice but now this is mostly what I see...

*Puts on sunglasses

Yes you can, and that price is apparently $500,000!

$15,000 gets you 14 days so that’s $1,071.43 per day. So $500,000 should be good for 466 days. Add on the bribery charges and generally acting like an asshole about the whole thing and I’d guess it’s a 42 month stretch.

He’s a bit of a weirdo, or seemed like he was at least. Enough so that when I read Alexis Bledel was marrying him I started assuming she was also odd.

We’re handing out trophies for spelling two letter words correctly now? Thanks Obama!

He was a year ahead of me in acting school in the early 90's. Our social circles overlapped a bit and though I didn’t know him well I will say with confidence that the chances of him being a bad person are zero.

Made for a mildly amusing topical Halloween costume at the time. Speaking from experience.

Paper tape, or GTFO (my lawn)

He’ll always be Iron Patriot, damn you!

People confess to crimes they didn’t do way too often.

That’s Iron Patriot, damn you!