Just to add to the “Trump brought his mistress to the same ski villa as his wife and kids” story, (because I love this part) Ivana was giving Trump an angry talking-to on the ski hill - Trump tried to ski away from her. Bad idea - Ivana, a former Czech ski champion, cut in front of him and skiied backwards down the…

Really? I’m getting more of a “I’m not claustrophobic. I am not claustrophobic...” kind of vibe.

Conqueror of fish, indeed.

I’m basically asexual, but even I’m like, “OMG, Putsy, embrace me with those cellulite-wrinkled upper arms right fucking now!”

Republicans distrust the federal government. Republicans also think the federal government should be allowed to hide any information it wants. Makes sense.

Well considering that they can’t seem to realize that the staff is loyal to the country, not them and that they’re widely despised I’m willing to bet that a good number of people will continue leaking information to keep the pressure on.

Look, I’m as liberal as they come. Hell, I’m borderline democratic socialist, in that I think the U.S. should run a lot of its systems more akin to Canada and Western Europe in order to achieve a better quality of of life for our citizens in the long run.

I’m getting full body carpal tunnel from the constant cringe brought on by Trump’s dementia driven word vomit. At the end of every post featuring dipshit Don, can we get a throwback magical quote from the magnificent former President Obama? Even his coffee orders would be more erudite.

I really like Elementary. It is quite formulaic, but Lucy Lui is a badass goddess, and she doesn’t get stuffed into hyper sexual costuming, which I really appreciate. But I steal all my shit from the internet, so CBS doesn’t get anything from me ratingwise

Glad to see Trump is taking a 17 day break. He almost had to work a 4 day week multiple times over the last 6 months.

I like Elementary, but it’s one of the few that features a woman as a co-lead. I also watch Criminal Minds reruns from time to time, but on like, ION or something, not the main CBS channel, so I don’t know if that counts.

They blew their final shred of credibility when they got rid of Supergirl. I think it’s in better hands on the CW, and I’m glad they chose to save it, but CBS really should have given it more time to grow.

Fuck this gently with a chainsaw.

We should be ashamed of ourselves.

He got a scholarship. That’s not based on nationality or citizenship status, and shouldn’t be. Let him go. This is horrible.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

Child labour is cheap labour. Totally on par with how these guys value things.

It’s so much worse. After she read the letter, she tried to tie the whole press conference together by implying that migrant workers are stealing jobs from 10 year old kids.

Somewhere, Jerry Stiller is muttering, “Hey guys, remember who was the other part of the successful formul?”