Circus peanuts?! Ick. Whenever I’d see them in the check out at the hardware store as a kid, I would beg to get them. They looked delicious! When my dad would give in, I would eat one and think, “Ew.” but then would pretend I liked them so I wouldn’t get in trouble. For some reason I would always forget how gross…

Where is that button that marks someone as a terrible person?

I think you’ve really answered your own question here.

It annoys the crap out of me that all the gummies at the movie theater I go to are sour. I wouldn’t tick me off so much if there was one or two but I counted last time and there were 8!! different types of sour gummies and no regular ones.

Not kidding, but when I get a bag of Haribos that are a little too stiff, I put the bag under my thigh while on the computer. 30 minutes later, fully reconstituted bears.

WRONG

“I’m one of those weirdos who likes black licorice.” I think we’ve isolated your problem. Your taste buds are broken. 

That sounds like TMJ waiting to happen.

I honestly just feel bad for you?

That’s the white pineapple ones for me. Even my 3 year old is trained to know if she is given gummi bears the white ones go to Mom.

Regular gold bears are number SEVEN?! For SHAME. Regular gold bears are, and always have been, fantastic and deserve to at least be in the top 3.

I feel like I have met a lot of white people who say authentic but they mean stereotypical. Like if you try to perform what feel authentic to you, they feel you are putting on an act and you have to conform to their manufactured ideas about authenticity or you are not living up to their standards.

You were not kidding.

No, sex is the real sin, because it makes you happy and it’s free.

But please remember that abortion is the true sin.

“I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS”

I wonder if she and David Caruso get coffee and talk about their life choices?

Honestly I’m not sure what else the 78-112 demographic watches.

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

Has CBS considered not making a show that’s either a police procedural or a legal drama?