I dunno... The NYT has been ripping pretty hard into the Trump administration. What are they supposed to do, post Trump’s picture on the front page of every issue with the headline “This Fuckstick Is Fucking Hitler, Ya Dumb Shits”?

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Again, I’m not a scientist, but I know science and I think this reestablishes the fact that aliens are real***. It won’t be long before they arrive.

I was surprised MTV let The Real World die when they were so close to having an all-children-of-the-cast cast available.

God yes. I immediately thought ‘they missed several bullets.’

Nothing is known about the children McCorvey gave up for adoption.

For real. I mean, he’s not wrong that this is indeed an American Horror Story, but we’re still in it. It’s way too soon. There will be myriad movies about this point in history once it’s, you know, history.

Guys, we shouldn’t have made all those “American Horror Story: 2016 Election” jokes on twitter. Murphy took us seriously. Ryan...revisit this is twenty years, when we might finally be digging our way out of this shitshow, and I can actually appreciate the absolute what the fuck-ness of the last year.

Man, it would suck if we had an aging infrastructure increasingly more hard- pressed to handle the stress of more severe and frequent extreme weather events caused by a changing climate if that was a thing and not just a librul myth. Luckily, Dear Leader Drumpf and the One Percenter People’s Party assure me that we…

It took therapy for me to cut ties off completely with my father - my brothers sometimes hint that I should give him a chance, but fuck that. Therapy has also helped me not to mind my mother so much (I still see her but very very little). In “short”, a couple years in therapy have been the answer for me, and also a…

Reading that was cathartic and I empathize with the daughter. I was abused as a kid and I’m currently trying to negotiate and grapple with both loving my parents and being angry with them. They pretty much refuse to acknowledge the damage and hurt they inflicted and just deflect and guilt trip. It is not helpful when…

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

OK, a 30 year old here.

“I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to me, and it’ll happen to you too!”

You’re missing it because you’re over thinking it. Its just something silly that people latch onto for no reason because people themselves are inherently silly/weird. I too am 30, and last March I was at a music festival (judge me). Damn Daniel was at its peak. You could be in a large crowd of strangers and you would…

It’s just delighting in small moments of absurdity. You don’t get it because you’re overthinking it!

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Don’t you DARE ruin dumplings for me like that!

I wonder if anyone would cannibalise Trump. He kind of looks like food.