Holy shit!

NFL cheer leading is poms (dancing), and cheer leading is a sport in a league with gymnastics- as opposed to dance. It’s amazingly athletic!

Ok I know this is about Haribo but CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOUR PATCH WATERMELONS?!

“Little kids punched in the face, called Satanists.”

How about a Hunger Games where we send those little parachutes only to Orrin Hatch?

I’m going to be 29 this year and I love memes. Especially when things get really meta and hilarious before it’s time to die out.

I was going to say the same thing :(

I did not think the movies could be any worse than the books but damn! They really turned something terrible into something even more terrible!

Maybe this is what the GOP voters wanted? Maybe this country is filled with more science hating jesus freaks than we thought.

One day the unbridled expansion of the universe will tear atom from atom until the entire expanse reaches heat death, and even black holes will evaporate. So we’ve got that going for us at least.

I want to say this too, I really do. But with a child currently in public schools my heart breaks. Not just for her, I will always supplement her education with truth, but for all the other children out there who will become a brainwashed generation. I’m feeling pretty nihilistic though. We are all just hurtling…

<3

I was eating lunch and now I can’t anymore. I am sick to my stomach. My baby started public kindergarten this year. We can’t afford to send her to a private STEM school. I hate this and I hate everything about this.

My husband crushed his spine in an ATV accident and will have severe back problems all his life (and will need spinal surgery.) My best friend was also in an ATV accident that left her in the ICU with significant permanent scarring. I basically have no other experience with ATVs so I’m biased in agreeing they are…

I enjoyed Cinderella. I also found it much more palatable to show to my toddler since the cartoon version makes me want to gag.

This is my dream!

Maybe they can rent some Orcas from Sea World too!

This makes me want to die.

If your “friend” has been arrested 8 times, you probably shouldn’t let her be your maid of honor, or a bridesmaid, or a person invited to the wedding...

They should slow mo that part of the video when they show it to a jury. So. Fucking. Ridiclious.