“The President gets to pick the Vice President, and I pick Ivanka.”
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This has been going on for two and a half years and this will be surgeon #3. The first two turned me down for reconstructive vascular surgery. This surgeon specializes in limb salvage, but it kind of comes down to I can be not active with a leg or more active without a leg. My head gets it but there’s just this…
This story doesn’t capture the full unhinged nature of her posts, but yeah: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/dec/08/hatchimals-scheme-ruins-novelist-sara-gruen-and-angers-christmas-shoppers
Whaaaaat. This is bizarre and so on trend for this year.
If you’re feeling super adventurous, DIY your own fucking piñata and fill it with all the beauty products. TWO PRESENTS IN ONE.
Not going to lie, it’s a little intimidating when you are sat right next to it. And it’s going to take three rounds of decorating because I’m tired.
Craft thread!
You ever know that you’ve really fucked your entire life up? And the life of your husband? And the life of your child? I’ve been sobbing at my desk for the last 3 hours. I’m nearly 30 and I have everything I thought I ever wanted. And I’m miserable. I’ve never had so much self loathing and that’s really saying…
Oooo. I started decorating my huge tree with kids. It’s nine feet tall. We were so Griswold at the tree farm. Soooo jazzed about Christmas. Only two weeks until my bro and sis and their families show up! And my husband gets home tonight. Date night tomorrow. My doggies are all snuggled with me. This is the life. And…
I’m currently emailing fake documents to Trump suggesting Pence is in a conspiracy with his daughter to have him assassinated by a group of gay Mexican immigrants who support climate change.
Very scary moment over here, thought this was SNS and that it had been Saturday all day without me knowing it.
I feel this so much as a Menominee woman. In my family, we went from just my grandmother being the only one to finish high school to all of her daughters having college degrees. The majority of my generation has been lucky enough to go to college. Still it’s not enough.
And if your daddy was nearing death’s door and as fickle, vindictive, and rich as Trump is, would you say a single disparaging word about him and risk losing out on any inheritance? Girl is trying to become a lawyer, that shit costs money. Money you know she doesn’t have if she’s spurned and burned by her father.
I’m actually convinced that Tiffy Trump and Cat Marnell are the same person.
Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”
I just feel actively bad all the time
I feel actively bad for Tiffany.
Why do I get the strange feeling that Tiffany Trump did not vote for dear ol’ orange dad?
In my fanfic he does.