More like Slaytanists!!!!

The Satanic Temple has a large number of atheists who use their “church” as a very effective means to challenge religious encroachment. Atheists have no legally defensible rights (believing in God is protected, not believing is not protected) so they organize under a faith and can fight this crap.

#IMWITHluciFER

I hate to think about what the Vatican hides.

Awesome. Can’t wait to drunkenly approach a woman in a bar and slur “Them’s some fuckin’ pritty duckys ya got there! Ya know? You know what duckys are, rite? Tits!”

Nobody cares about your boner, Henry VIII.

Ye olde sweater poppets.

The Vatican is really trying to hide his dick doodle, which he included without invitation and sent to Anne unprompted.

I wonder if dudes drew their dicks on parchment and sent it to women via pigeon back in the day.

No shit, this was my first reaction. its not fucking hard to properly restrain an 8 month old infant!!!

And she got a peppermint stick, too!

There are a lot of things that we’ll lie to our kids about as they grow up. Lying about a jolly, benevolent type whose mission revolves around giving gifts to people isn’t the worst thing. And learning that Santa isn’t “real” isn’t as painful as you might think. The key is to not overpromise or use him as a threat.…

We tried that once and there ended up being a few people who JUST COULDNT RESIST getting “a little something” for everyone. Follow the rules, people!

How old is he?

Yeesh, I was just being tongue-in-cheek, what with our capture it on cell phone, stream it culture. I don’t think your response was necessary.

They don’t allow the straps to be properly tightened around the child.

And chest straps are called that because they go across the chest! Not the stomach, not the belly button, not hanging loose.

I want JK Rowling to see that Amber Heard PSA and hopefully rethink the casting of Johnny Depp in the Fantastic Beasts series.

They haven’t killed anyone yet, but you know it’s just a matter of time......