“I believe he was in relationships with all of them and then he’s like, ‘You know what? [Cosby is] 78. It don’t work like that no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches,’ and then they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape!’”
“I believe he was in relationships with all of them and then he’s like, ‘You know what? [Cosby is] 78. It don’t work like that no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches,’ and then they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape!’”
You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.
The MRA movement has found their King. He is the Chosen One.
That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.
As numerous YouTube commenters pointed out, she did not get the door right the first time.
It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.
This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…
So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.
Not my story but ... My husband and his brother attended the same experimental private school when they were small. One day my future brother-in-law decided to re-enact Jaws for his kindergarden class. To make things as realistic as possible, he jumped into the school’s koi pond and bit a live frog in two. Both boys…
Not real school per se, but it’s the closest story I have:
Oh, so many hugs! That’s just awful.
I wanted to be a Natasha in the third grade ;( I asked my parents and they were like, “Cool, whatever (sarcasm)“ and I didn’t know how to begin this exciting process so I began writing it on all my homework, and my teacher had to pull me aside and tell me my name was Kristen. Womp woomp.
You will not take my first pissing contest win from me, haters! I WATCHED MY UNCLE’S FACE COLLAPSE!
HOW DID SEX WORKER NOT WIN?!
I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…
In 3rd grade, I made the opposite move. Never ever will I forgive my parents. I spent months wondering why it was cold and when would the sun come out.
First day of preschool, I showed every damn person in the building the new Minnie Mouse underwear I was wearing.
When I was in third grade I started school a week late because my family was in Europe. When I got back I thought all my friends would be excited to see me but instead I found out that someone had started a rumor I had died.
Man, I was sure the sex worker one would be a winner!
My first day of my senior year of college, some girl stopped me in the bookstore and asked if she could take a picture of me for some college fashion blog
you’re god damn right you can take a picture of me for your fashion blog