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For sure the worst.

She’s not my hero. She drove drunk and is choosing to make light of her punishment instead of accepting the consequences.

The worst.

As long as I could close my eyes and imagine he’s Rowan County clerk Kim Davis.

I got a good laugh out of that. Seriously, these people are afraid of Muslim religious laws because they “hurt freedom” but are totally on board with imposing Christian religious laws because they “provide freedom”. WAT?!

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

I know that we don’t want her to become a “martyr” for this cause by going to jail, I also really don’t think those convictions will hold her over for very long. Jail sucks.

A nation where Christmas decorations start appearing in stores before Labor Day can not possibly be a nation where Christians are oppressed for their faith.

I would totally watch Nihilist Rugrats.

We already had Middle School Rugrats (All Grown Up) can we now get a Rugrats series where they are all failed millennials trying to cope with the unrealistic expectations they were raised on?

“I’m just doing to hover my hand here so I don’t leave any self-tanner on your dress...”

I’m constantly tripping over the low bar for men.

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

Pro Tip: for those of us over a certain age who occasionally need to use a mirror to pluck out one of those stupid chin hairs, a forward-facing phone camera does not suffice. Do I need to apply for a waiver to be able to see my chin in the bathroom mirror?

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Please have Hermione go into politics or the Ministry of Magic instead. Her running a Lululemon just breaks my feminist heart.

She would look horrible in this dress pregnant or not. If you think that’s fat-shaming, oh well. I don’t really have to cut her any slack, she knows how to dress herself for her body type. She’s looked awesome-while-pregnant repeatedly. This is not one of those times.